Lyrics

I’ve been around since fifty-three,
It takes a lot to impress me.
I’ve never been one to act in haste,
I’ve gone through life at a steady pace.
But all my better judgement goes to waste,
Each time I see a woman with a pretty face.

Her voice may sound like a parrot’s squawk.
She may waddle when she starts to walk.
A BBL has shaped her rear,
You can see the surgeon’s handiwork quite clear.
But none of that means much to me,
As a pretty face is all I see.

I see them here I see them there,
Beautiful women everywhere.
Tall girls, short girls, blondes and brunettes too.
One smile and I’m a hopeless case.
I guess I’ve always been a sucker for a pretty face.

An attractive woman is all I require.
To get my heart rate pumping higher.
She may be inked from head to toe,
It’s amazing how far some girls will go.
Piercings may be some girls’ choice;
There’s no knowing where she may have one placed.
But despite all this, I forever remain,
A sucker for a pretty face.

I see them here I see them there,
Beautiful women everywhere.
Tall girls, short girls, blondes and brunettes too.
One smile and I’m a hopeless case.
I guess I’ve always been a sucker for a pretty face.

It’s been my full-time job
I’ve constantly kept up the pace.
I’m in the Guinness Book of Records in the number one place.
I’m the world’s greatest sucker for a pretty face!

I see them here, I see them there,
Beautiful women everywhere.
Tall girls, short girls, blondes and brunettes too.
One smile and I’m a hopeless case.
And it’s now official.
I’m the world’s greatest sucker for a pretty face.